January 1999 Magazine
The wife said, "Hocky puck, this time you have gone too far,|
What have you done with the money that was in the cookie jar?"
"Oh my apple dumpling with thick cream, my fountain of joy,
I know you'll understand that my amazon needed a new toy."
The wife said, "Explain, you spineless tiptoeing tulip,
The wife said, "You miserable piece of wilted watercress,
The wife said, "Twit, you're a cheat! You mutter in your sleep,
The wife said, "You lie! You messy un-made bed,
The wife said, "Explain, you half cooked clam chowder,
The wife said, "Stupid jerk, I have caught you cheating,
So most honorable judge, here I sit all broken hearted,
It seems I must throw myself upon the mercy of the court,
I now realize that I am fully addicted to the core,
Winged Wisdom Note: Ken Highfill has owned pet birds for over 13 years and is co-creator of the Birds n Ways, Winged Wisdom and Cockatoo Heaven websites.
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